1 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:08,341 [retches] 2 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:13,179 [Sara] Any chance of getting this thing running again? 3 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:16,766 The simplicity of the thermosyphon cooling is sheer elegance. 4 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:19,227 The capitalist dictate of constant improvement 5 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:23,022 often pushes us past the pinnacle of achievement into inferior products. 6 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,400 And this your brain off of drugs? 7 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:27,861 Hey, don't weed shame me. I know stuff. 8 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:30,155 So, is that a yes? Because, soon enough, 9 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,865 someone's gonna see Hoover's missing. 10 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:33,241 The timeline'll start changing. 11 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,201 If I can find some water, yes. 12 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,954 Oh, Gary, can you check the back seat for some water, please? 13 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,998 I think I saw something under Hoover's coat. 14 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:42,125 Please don't mention his name. 15 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,335 This guy is giving me terrible indigestion. 16 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:47,088 It was probably all those cigars. 17 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,465 Or all the bigotry. 18 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:51,426 [Agent Sharpe] Oh! 19 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,138 Uh, I've got some soda. Does that work? 20 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:56,681 We'll find out. 21 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,058 [Sara] How about this? 22 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,226 A radio! 23 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:02,937 Oh. We can pick up some newscasts. 24 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,403 [man on radio] The lovely and lethal Bullet Blondes remain at large. 25 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,947 Last seen driving east on the Bankhead Highway. 26 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:16,367 Caution advised. They are considered armed and dangerous. 27 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:18,578 I can't believe the name stuck. 28 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,330 Yeah, and they didn't mention Hoover, 29 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,665 which means they think he's still alive. 30 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,125 Well, he's not. 31 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,340 Nate, what's up? 32 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,383 We've gotten out of tighter spots than this. 33 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:33,593 Have we? 34 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,887 Mick's gone, Astra's down for the count, 35 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:38,890 Zari is nursing a broken heart in a pocket dimension, 36 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,934 and I killed J. Edgar Hoover. 37 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:43,686 It was an accident, could have happened to any man of steel. 38 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,771 That's not funny. 39 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:49,317 I spent my whole life studying history, making sure it's preserved and passed on. 40 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,278 By killing Hoover, I personally messed up the entire 20th century. 41 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:53,780 Look, we're gonna fix it, okay? 42 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:57,700 Are we? Because without Gideon or the ship there's no way you can guarantee that. 43 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:58,785 Nate, you are spinning. 44 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,286 I murdered a man, Sara. 45 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,831 And for the first time in our lives, 46 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,750 we have to accept that that could be permanent. 47 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,001 Okay, look-- 48 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,504 Wife, Nate, we've got a big problem. 49 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,841 Hoover was supposed to be on a train to New York from Midland, this afternoon. 50 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,301 If he's not there, the whole timeline's screwed. 51 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:17,428 No, it won't be. 52 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:22,392 Nate, history needs saving, and you are just the man to do it. 53 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,769 So long as the world thinks that Hoover is still alive, 54 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,604 then the timeline remains on track. 55 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,982 No, no, no. I know what you're thinking. No. 56 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,609 There's no way I can impersonate Hoover all the way to New York. 57 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,154 I could barely do it in some podunk Texas town. 58 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,156 -Gary! -Huh? 59 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,243 Can you do some kind of spell and make him look like Hoover? 60 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:42,829 [retches] Uh… 61 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:49,335 Technically, yes, but I'd need some of Hoover's spit, or a fingernail. 62 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,670 [retches] 63 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:55,425 Or hair. 64 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,969 [engine starting] 65 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,805 We're mobile, people. 66 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:05,643 Well, good, because J. Edgar Hoover has a train to catch. 67 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,146 [theme music playing] 68 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:33,004 I did a spell to resurrect a machine. 69 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:34,714 I don't know what this is. 70 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,383 [Spooner] I'd recognize that smug little smile anywhere. 71 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:38,885 It is Gideon. 72 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,387 She doesn't look like a machine. 73 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,015 Well, not a machine exactly, Mami. 74 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:48,227 A computer, who speaks. Usually. 75 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,731 Hello, computer. 76 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:55,985 On the upside, it looks like you got your magic working again. 77 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,279 My magic is clearly garbage. 78 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:00,448 Stop that. 79 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,533 She's still Gideon though, right? 80 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,244 What's two plus two? 81 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:07,747 There you go. 82 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,250 [gasps] 83 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:15,588 Wow. Computers are very exciting. 84 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:18,841 Sorry. 85 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,516 Is it ready? 86 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:30,103 Not yet, it needs to fully ferment. This is just the primary stage. 87 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,480 Okay, we need to come up with some kind of distraction. 88 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:35,233 That train leaves in five minutes and Hoover needs to be on it. 89 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,027 And to the public eye, he will be. 90 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,613 Look, because they're not gonna be looking at him. 91 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:46,160 No, they are going to be looking at the most wanted women in America. 92 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,203 What? 93 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,541 -Oh, I'm not sure about this. -Just follow my lead. Come on. 94 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,044 My safe word is "core competency." 95 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,968 Coming through here. Look out, we've got the Bullet Blondes! 96 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,470 This isn't the last you're gonna hear of the Bullet Blondes. 97 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,097 That's right, coppers. 98 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:07,682 [Behrad] Who you calling the cops? 99 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,225 We're the Bureau of Investigation. 100 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:12,395 [Gary] That's right, and J. Edgar Hoover always gets his man, or woman, 101 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,772 or gender nonconforming individual. 102 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,775 I'll need four extra tickets for my associates. 103 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,944 Are those the Bullet Blondes? 104 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:23,239 Well, we're not a pair of cancelled stamps. 105 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,576 Mr. Hoover, let me find some seats for you and your men. 106 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,335 Our most secure cabin is the honeymoon suite. 107 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,503 [knocking] 108 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:43,509 In the name of J. Edgar Hoover, I am commandeering this cabin. 109 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:47,346 Oh, no. No need to commandeer. We don't wanna spoil your honeymoon. 110 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,348 Spoil? Phonus balonus. 111 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:53,436 After them Palmer Raids, we'd be proud to help out a patriot like Mr. Hoover. 112 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,523 [all muttering indistinctly] 113 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:02,487 -Congratulations. -Congratulations, best wishes. 114 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,910 Phew! That was close. 115 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,245 Can you please take these off now? 116 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:14,373 What were the Palmer Raids? 117 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:18,628 After World War I, America was freaking out about communism. 118 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:23,257 So Hoover and the DOJ arrested thousands of immigrants, union workers, 119 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,176 anything that smelled like organized labor. 120 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,303 A real champion of civil liberties. 121 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:30,640 He pretty much codified racial bias into our judicial system. 122 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,810 Okay, but morally, he's repulsive. 123 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,728 Historically, however, 124 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:39,065 he's one of the most important men of the 20th century. 125 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:41,818 He founded the FBI. He ran it till he died. 126 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,487 Yeah, well, great men aren't usually good guys. 127 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,823 [train rumbling] 128 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,825 And that is our cue to disappear. 129 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,660 Oh, B, key me. 130 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:55,790 The key, Time Bureau manual and some honeymoon chocolates. 131 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,751 Say hi to Z for me. 132 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,972 Capitáns, hey. 133 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,431 Are we home yet? 134 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,183 How did your bank robbery go? 135 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,727 Did we figure out who blew up the Waverider yet or no? 136 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,021 Am I talking too much? Am I talking not too much? 137 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,399 -I think she's a little high. -I'd say very. 138 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:22,733 We're still in 1925. 139 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,402 And now we're on a train. 140 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,488 What? Where are we going? 141 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,659 But really, where is anybody really going? 142 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:34,078 You okay, Z? I thought you didn't partake. 143 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,705 [speaking gibberish] 144 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,375 See, I found myself on a journey, 145 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:42,962 and that journey is with these tiny little bears. 146 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:47,049 And I'm going on that journey à la carte. 147 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,305 Allah carte! 148 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:53,890 Allah… carte. 149 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,683 Okay, well, we'll be upstairs. 150 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:58,686 Yeah, if you need anything, please don't hesitate to come and find us. 151 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,771 Actually, hesitate a little. 152 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,858 -Oh. Hesitate a lot. -Mmm! 153 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,319 Ugh. Gross moms. 154 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:14,994 Hey. Maybe we won't even need that potion. We just hide out in the cabin. 155 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,538 -[knocking on door] -[man] You in there, Speed? 156 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,332 "Speed"? 157 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:22,210 That was Hoover's nickname. Only his closest friends called him that. 158 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,503 It's Francis Baker. 159 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,213 Junior, of course. 160 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:29,717 The GW boys are gonna go wild when I tell them I saw you. 161 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,929 -Gary, potion. -It's frothing ready. 162 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:35,181 All right, how long does the spell last? 163 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:38,601 It depends upon your metabolism. Could be an hour. Could be 24. 164 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,729 Hey. It sounds like Hoover was a supreme douche. 165 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,023 You really sure you want to be him? 166 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,150 I have to clean up my mess, B. 167 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:50,780 Wait, don't drink it in front of us. 168 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,245 Did it work? 169 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,580 We don't know, since you drank it in front of us, 170 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,666 we'll know if it works when someone else sees you. 171 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:02,625 For the love of… 172 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,960 [knocking at door] 173 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:07,129 [Baker] This is silly. Let me see your… 174 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,800 face. 175 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:17,181 -Edgar, there's that handsome mug. -[chuckles] 176 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,276 Let me buy you lunch, Speed. 177 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:32,154 The oysters here give Old Ebbitt's a run for their money. 178 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,532 [both chuckle] 179 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,499 Director of the Bureau of Investigation at 29. 180 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,334 Speed indeed. 181 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,464 I think you fellas will be more comfortable elsewhere. 182 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:56,762 Yeah, sure. 183 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,514 More comfortable. 184 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,568 Ew. 185 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:12,653 No, thank you. 186 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,489 Oh. She made a little doll. 187 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,575 I wish the Legends would just get back already. 188 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,410 They would know exactly what to do with her 189 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,162 and her creepy outsider apple art. 190 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:23,331 They can't find this Dr. Davies guy soon enough. 191 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,961 [Spooner] Oh! Oh, Gideon! 192 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:34,008 -Great. -Now she's broken. 193 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,267 Hey! You okay? 194 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,229 Yeah, why? 195 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,983 Oh, man. Are you mad that we're honeymooning in your house 196 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,860 after everything that happened with John-- 197 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,654 Shh, Aves, 198 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,447 I love you. 199 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,282 I love you both. 200 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,368 I love your love. 201 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,037 I love that you're loving each other right now, 202 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:06,707 even if that love is happening directly above me while I eat sugar foam. 203 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,501 [laughs] 204 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:12,797 Okay, well, if you ever want to talk or anything, just come find me. 205 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:16,717 No, seriously, I am A-okay, golden. 206 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,847 You know what, just hear me out, Z. 207 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,183 No judgment, okay? I'm just… 208 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,228 I think you and Behrad are very different people, 209 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,563 and I think that maybe your coping mechanisms 210 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,690 might not be the same as his coping mechanisms. 211 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:36,320 You know, honestly, I'm not sure that I'm doing this stoned thing correctly 212 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:41,826 because I either feel like very hungry or tired all of the time. 213 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,869 That can't be it. Can that be it? 214 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,789 I don't know. You're a doer, though, you know, you're like me. 215 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,499 Oh, it's true, I love a project. 216 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,418 You love a project? Let's find you a project. 217 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,586 Ooh! Cleaning. Cleaning! That's a good one. 218 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,088 [gasps] I'm gonna clean this place. 219 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,215 I'm gonna clean this place clean of John vibes. 220 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,967 Yes! Yes, that's my girl. 221 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,385 You know, at minimum, 222 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:02,513 it will give me an excuse to leave this room because… 223 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,598 you guys are very loud. 224 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,017 What? Come on, we're not loud. 225 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,481 "Core competency." Boop! 226 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,069 I don't even know what you're talking about. 227 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,196 God! 228 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,578 [people chattering indistinctly] 229 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:34,086 So, tell me, is there a Mrs. Hoover? 230 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,297 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm married to my job. 231 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,841 Well, let me give you my card 232 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,594 in case you and your job ever get divorced. 233 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,307 My purse, it's gone! 234 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,850 Never fear, madam. 235 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,979 You have the nation's finest detective at your service. 236 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:56,650 Should we round up the usual suspects? 237 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:05,784 Those are my men. 238 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,799 No one is leaving this car till we get that purse back. 239 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,301 [gasps] 240 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,345 Now, what was in your purse? 241 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,305 Jewelry? 242 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:31,685 Money? 243 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,609 Anything of note? 244 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,821 Hmm… 245 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,616 My calling card, my comb, 246 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:48,369 and one of those delightful pastries from the breakfast cart. 247 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,872 You never know when you might get a flash of the grumblies. 248 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,917 Hmm. Oh, my. 249 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,213 [rustling] 250 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,342 [man] Goldie! 251 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,388 I believe this is what you're looking for. 252 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,389 Huzzah! 253 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,641 Thank you, Mr. Hoover. 254 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,393 [all applauding] 255 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:15,145 -[all] Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! -Thank you. Thank you. 256 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,939 Stop. What are you doing? 257 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,234 [applause continues] 258 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,694 [mouthing] 259 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,987 Oh. 260 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,905 Well, I must get back to work. 261 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:29,243 If only all the bad guys were as easy to catch as Goldie here. 262 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,038 Marvelous seeing you, Francis Baker Jr., of course. Okay. 263 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,292 It's working, they're buying it. 264 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,712 Yeah, they're buying that Gary and I are petty thieves because of our looks. 265 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:42,339 I'm trying to be as authentically Hoover as possible. 266 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,258 I wouldn't mind a little less authenticity. 267 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:48,137 Why don't we go back to Plan A? Hunkering. 268 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,265 You're right. We should play it safe till we get to New York. 269 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,850 [rumbling] 270 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:03,360 Get off! 271 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,573 Director Hoover. Thank God. 272 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,451 We just got word from HQ. There's a plot afoot to kidnap you. 273 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,202 We need to get you off this train. 274 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,206 [clears throat] 275 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,207 Give me a minute. 276 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,670 I'm sure we could find a way to get to New York 277 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,465 that doesn't involve Hoover cosplay or kidnapping. 278 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,717 Listen, the real J. Edgar Hoover was never kidnapped, 279 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,302 so he must have solved this. 280 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,679 No, this is getting way too out of control. 281 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,681 I mean, I'm sure we can fix this with a do-over. 282 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,266 What if there's no more do-overs? 283 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,061 What if this is it? We owe it to history to make it right. 284 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,900 Gentlemen, this sounds like a case for the Bureau of Investigation. 285 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,200 Has she had anything to drink? 286 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,994 She doesn't need anything to drink, she's not a person. 287 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:01,377 I may not know what a computer is, but I know a heartbeat. 288 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,004 And you made that, Astra. 289 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:10,719 You are not only a very powerful witch, you're also a mother now. 290 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,264 -I am nobody's mother! -Dang. 291 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,476 Now, what will the team do with a human Gideon? 292 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,603 Probably just give her Rory's old room. 293 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,772 There's always space for one more with the Legends. 294 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,857 Where are your Legends now, anyway? 295 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,151 They went to New York to meet this time-travel guy. 296 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,404 Once they find him, they're gonna come get us. 297 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,991 Okay, I'm no expert, but it seems to me 298 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,785 if you have a machine that can travel through time, 299 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,789 what do you just go back to, right after the moment you left? 300 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,917 -I mean, unless-- -It didn't work. 301 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,216 What was the word from HQ? 302 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,385 Not a lot of detail. 303 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,014 The Dallas field office intercepted a telegram. 304 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,768 "Hoover on tren, northbond." 305 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,271 "Train" and "northbound" are both misspelled. 306 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,107 -So he's a foreigner. -Or a bad speller. 307 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,027 The men in Little Rock are gonna alert DC. 308 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,404 Planning to have agents at every station on the route. 309 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,405 Good. 310 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,323 Mr. Hoover says we're looking for a foreigner. 311 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,576 -I didn't say that. -Stay put in here, Mr. Hoover. 312 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,995 We'll turn this train upside down till we find our man. 313 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,248 Hoover doesn't run an investigation from behind. 314 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,085 All right, all we got to go on is this telegram, 315 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,337 which doesn't give us a motive or a means, 316 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,924 but its timing does narrow down a list of possible suspects. 317 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,218 Donovan, Rodgers, get me a list 318 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,929 of all the passengers that got on this train since Midland. 319 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,848 -Go! -[both] On it, sir. 320 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,434 The three of us are gonna start at the front of the train, 321 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,144 and we're gonna work our way back. 322 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,189 We're looking for anyone who has a reason to hurt Hoover. 323 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,985 Who would possibly want to hurt that guy? 324 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,363 A "please" would have been nice. 325 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,785 Is there anyone on this train 326 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,704 you may suspect of having anti-government sentiment? 327 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:01,872 Anti-government? 328 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,624 The government is the only thing 329 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,751 keeping this country from going to the dogs. 330 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,379 Have you heard anyone talk about anarchy or… 331 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,800 socialism? 332 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,635 Well, that depends. 333 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,805 Would you call a working wage socialism? 334 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,308 Then, yeah, I'd say we're all talking about it. 335 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,437 Lovely to see America by train car. 336 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:30,275 Be a lot lovelier if I wasn't being spied on by a bunch of dicks. 337 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,445 -By "dick," do you mean cop? -Mmm. 338 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,448 You think someone on this train is a ne'er-do-well? 339 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:41,120 Good luck pulling one over on America's finest lawman. 340 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,663 That's very nice of you. 341 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,582 Hoover? [spits three times] 342 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,000 That man is cursed. 343 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,128 You have no idea. 344 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:53,340 Hoover? Leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 345 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,135 Ugh. Tell me about it. 346 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,181 Everybody on this train loves Hoover. 347 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,308 Yeah, everybody with first class tickets. 348 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,603 The people we talked to would be happy to kill Hoover. 349 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,939 If we're looking for motive, we got it. 350 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:09,940 Lots of it. 351 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,900 Which is as good as finding none at all. 352 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:17,364 We're switching this investigation away from the why and onto the how. 353 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,032 And with agents in every city, 354 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,244 it would be pretty hard pulling off a kidnapping in any of the stations. 355 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,620 They'd get caught immediately. 356 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,038 Or congratulated. 357 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,001 But if you get the train off the main route… 358 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,878 No one would be guarding the track. 359 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,590 And if you could redirect the train, you have control of the train. 360 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,175 Ooh! Inside job! 361 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,801 -Inside job? -Inside job! 362 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:42,431 Director Hoover, meet Igor Lewandoski, the train's engineer. 363 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,850 A Russian and a labor organizer. 364 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,352 He wasn't scheduled to work today but had a change of heart. 365 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,022 He joined the crew back in Midland. Awfully convenient. 366 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,648 -Did he confess? -He won't say diddly. 367 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,442 But he's our guy, I'm sure of it. 368 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,153 Trust you can get the confession we need. 369 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,280 Do your worst, boss. 370 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,407 Yeah. 371 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,668 Boy, a very sad party of one happened in here. 372 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,128 It doesn't matter. 373 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:17,090 Zen in ten. Here I come, starting with the fridge. 374 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,930 See, even I know you don't keep whiskey in the fridge. 375 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,283 -Aves. -Hi, Z. 376 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,286 How many bottles of whiskey are there on the table? 377 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,664 -Um… Two. -Two! 378 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,209 -The fridge is making whiskey. -What? That's fantastic! 379 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:53,835 The Waverider. 380 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,923 Yeah, I guess it's kind of like the Waverider. 381 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,968 Although, the fridge doesn't take requests like Gideon. 382 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,637 No, no, no. This bottle, this bottle is the Waverider. 383 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,556 And this bottle is the mystery Waverider that blew us up. 384 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,976 So if there's two Waveriders… 385 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,311 who's to say there isn't… 386 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,481 [gasps] 387 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,275 A third Waverider. 388 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,614 And a fourth. It will never end. 389 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,492 [Agent Sharpe] Oh, I get it. 390 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,077 You're still really stoned. 391 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,453 So, let's say we go back 392 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,206 and stop the mystery Waverider from blowing us up, that's great. 393 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,666 That one came from somewhere, 394 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,835 which means if one showed up, then another one could 395 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:35,961 and another and another-- 396 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,297 Okay, wait, let's just slow this train down. 397 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,924 Take this. Remember this? Here, grab this. Hi, hi, hi. 398 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,593 Look, squirt, squirt. Squirt and wipe. 399 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,722 Squirt and wipe, and the gummies are gonna wear off, 400 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,891 and then you're gonna be feeling the natural high of a job well done. 401 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,437 Look, show me. Show me. I'm watching. Squirt and wipe. 402 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,775 You got this. You got this. 403 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,861 You can be mean. You can be mean as hell. 404 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,488 [man screaming] 405 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,451 He's all ready for you, sir. 406 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,161 Good. 407 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,830 [Gary] Uh, sir? A quick word? 408 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,958 -How are you gonna swing this, Nate? -I don't know. 409 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,669 -I don't want to hurt the guy, but-- -No way, man. 410 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,005 Look, those two agents are expecting Hoover. 411 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,799 They have all the evidence they need. That's more than enough. 412 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,594 It's not enough! I need a confession! 413 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,472 Look, Nate, I know you feel like this is the end of the world, 414 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,099 but you're just a good guy who made a bad mistake. 415 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,893 What was the alternative? Let him kill you? 416 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,394 You're worth a thousand Hoovers. 417 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,647 By comparison to Hoover, I am nobody in the timeline. 418 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,733 Come on, Nate, you know that's not true. 419 00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,359 You've got to forgive yourself. 420 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,535 This isn't about me. 421 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,751 So, what are we gonna do? 422 00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:00,253 You ever hear the one about the black lady, the brown lady 423 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,839 and the broken computer who walked into a bar in 1925? 424 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,174 Uh, no. 425 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,093 Yeah, because it would never happen! 426 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,011 Let's face it, there's nothing we can do. 427 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,596 The Legends are on their own. 428 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,437 Great, more decapitated apple heads. 429 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,825 I think she's trying to tell us something, Astra. 430 00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:32,744 An apple a day. 431 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:34,788 Easy as apple pie. 432 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,667 Don't put all your apples in one box. 433 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:39,835 That is not a thing. 434 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,380 It's six apples, in a box, off the table, on the floor. 435 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:44,798 Thank you, Dr. Seuss. 436 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:47,551 It's clearly apple… 437 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:51,555 sauce. 438 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,353 Okay, you know what, enough! Just stop trying to tell us things! 439 00:23:58,436 --> 00:24:01,148 I wish I could just shove you back into the wires and the sockets, 440 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:03,108 or whatever makes you work on the Waverider, 441 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,485 because then maybe you could actually help us! 442 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,071 [sighs] 443 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,413 So, why are you so mad at Gideon? 444 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:18,748 She hasn't done anything to you. 445 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:23,545 Because… she's a constant reminder of my giant failure. 446 00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:26,923 That's why you don't want to go after the Legends. 447 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,177 I'm useless to them, Spooner. 448 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,763 You made one mistake, Astra. Ease up on yourself. 449 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,391 At least you still have magic. 450 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,103 Hey, you have things to offer, too. 451 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:43,940 Like what? Without aliens, what do I bring to the table? 452 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:48,153 Ranch wear. 453 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:51,656 [chuckles] You know, I guess we're both pretty useless. 454 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,992 -You mean the three of us are-- -[electricity crackles] 455 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:56,369 What is that? 456 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:57,662 [both gasp] 457 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:05,795 Gideon, no! 458 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:15,847 Gideon. 459 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,436 [Astra] Why did you do that? 460 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,438 Wires and sockets. 461 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,023 She understood you. 462 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:36,826 Hey, Z, can Sara and I grab one of those bottles of… whiskey? 463 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,203 Hey, girl! 464 00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:39,829 Hey, buddy. 465 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:44,209 Uh, what did we talk about? More cleaning, no more gummies, yeah? 466 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,753 Oh, no, I'm not stoned. I'm enlightened. 467 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,547 See, I finally realized why John gave me this key. 468 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:52,717 To clear my head and think about the bigger picture. 469 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,427 See, I was so focused on my phones 470 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,471 and skincare sales and romantic entanglements 471 00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:59,849 that I never stopped to think about what was really going on with the team. 472 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:02,102 The team? Our team? 473 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:06,231 Yeah. See, without those distractions, I was able to dig deep 474 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,525 and really think about how we got here. 475 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,944 So, I read your Time Bureau agent manual earlier-- 476 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,488 What? That thing is over 200 pages. 477 00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:16,825 Yeah, and I started thinking, it's not about the how they blew us up, 478 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,035 it's about the who. 479 00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:21,579 I made a list of suspects. Do you wanna see? 480 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:25,500 -Um, yes. Yes, I do! -Great. 481 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:32,507 Time to spill the beans, Lewandoski. 482 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,759 [speaking other language] 483 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,262 What did you say? 484 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:40,849 -Please, you're making a mistake. -I'm making a mistake? 485 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,184 I'm making a mistake? 486 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,236 Get out. Out! 487 00:27:00,618 --> 00:27:01,953 No, no, no. 488 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:04,039 Please. 489 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:09,419 -[grunting and thudding] -[chuckles] 490 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,006 Sounds like he's really putting the screws on him. 491 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:16,384 Let me know if he needs backup. I gotta take a leak. 492 00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,183 Don't do this, Nate. 493 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,148 [grunts] 494 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:32,400 What are you doing? 495 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:37,405 [whispers] I'm trying to tell you… [shouts] That you don't have to tell me… 496 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:40,367 [whispers] anything you don't want to because… 497 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,869 [shouts] I will find the answers I want 498 00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:44,662 [whispers] some other way, okay? 499 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,292 This is even worse than last time. 500 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:52,087 I've interrogated you before? 501 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,547 Of course, you don't remember. 502 00:27:55,548 --> 00:28:00,553 You and your men came after me and my family and hundreds of others 503 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:04,974 on your manhunt for Emma Goldman back in 1919. 504 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,143 I knew nothing about her, 505 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,687 but because of your "Red Scare" no one believed me. 506 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:15,151 My wife and children had to flee, and your men beat me for being Russian. 507 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,196 I lost everything because of you! 508 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:26,621 I'm sorry, Igor. 509 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,710 Makes total sense why you were planning on kidnapping me. 510 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:35,922 Me? 511 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:40,051 I've tried to stay as far away from you as possible. 512 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,096 But when you're looking for enemies, that's all you see. 513 00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:48,059 Makes it easy to miss what's going right in front of you. 514 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,445 Where did those mountains go? 515 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:02,449 That's what I'm trying to tell you. Somebody switched tracks 15 miles back. 516 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:04,284 Igor. 517 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,370 Thank you, Igor. I'll untie you in a minute. 518 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:08,580 Grab him! 519 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,666 [clears throat] 520 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,210 The jig is up, Hoover. Get over here. 521 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,881 It's kind of silly, huh? 522 00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:20,925 Put on the right kind of suit and you can fool anybody you want. 523 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,261 Even America's best detective. 524 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:32,729 Pretty dumb, pulling a gun on a Bureau agent. 525 00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:34,439 You think you're the smart guy here? 526 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,608 If you hadn't made such a stink back in Midland, 527 00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:39,110 we never would have known you were on this train. 528 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,488 Funny thing is, we've been trying to pinch you for months. 529 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:45,742 Snorky's offered a nice chunk of cash to whoever brings you in first. 530 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:49,454 Snorky. 531 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:51,998 Snorky, Snorky? 532 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:53,082 Who the heck is Snorky? 533 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,668 These guys work for Al Capone. 534 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,421 [man from outside] Come out with your hands up, Hoover! 535 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:04,010 [Nate] And so do all of them. 536 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,513 You got two minutes! 537 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,567 I ain't got all day, Edgar! 538 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:23,071 Come out or we start popping passengers. 539 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:30,787 [Behrad] Oh, we can totally take these guys. 540 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,081 No. 541 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,293 Without Gideon it's hard to keep track of the timeline, 542 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:39,462 but Hoover wasn't killed by mobsters, right? 543 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,006 So don't we have to fight? 544 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:45,093 In the real timeline, none of this happened. 545 00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:46,970 And the world still thinks I'm Hoover. 546 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,723 I'm gonna have to make this right. 547 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,525 [guns cocking] 548 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,530 Come on. 549 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:27,844 Well, congratulations. 550 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:30,388 You got me. 551 00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:36,644 Who are you? 552 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:42,859 Damn it. 553 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,113 I'd give the multi-verse a low probability. 554 00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:49,699 -I mean, what even is a Paragon? -Mmm-hmm. 555 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:52,118 I think we are onto something very important here, Z. 556 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:53,244 Me too, Aves. 557 00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:55,413 Okay, so who's left on our villains' list? 558 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:56,706 Uh, Damien Darhk. 559 00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:59,208 [Agent Sharpe] Loves us way too much to kill us, I think. 560 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,919 Mallus, Mallus, Mallus. 561 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,004 Big Beebo… 562 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,088 David Bowie. 563 00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:06,382 You know, he got that really great song out of us. 564 00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:08,176 -Yeah, it was very catchy. -Yeah. 565 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,053 -Let's put him in the "maybe" pile. -Okay. 566 00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:11,929 What about those guys over there? 567 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,431 These guys over here. 568 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:15,600 We got time pirates, time wraiths, time witches, 569 00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:18,811 clones, doppelgängers, ourselves, time itself. 570 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,522 Okay, let's call that the "Why the hell not?" pile. 571 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,607 Copy that. 572 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,400 Oh. 573 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:26,152 And then there's this one. 574 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:31,532 I mean, that's too out there, right? 575 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,243 Sorry. We've been chased by a demon dog. 576 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,371 Who's to say that we're not being hunted by-- 577 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,581 [Gary] Sara? Ava? 578 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,041 -Is that-- -[Gary] Guys? 579 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:43,211 Hello? Anybody? 580 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,380 Hello? 581 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,299 We got a Hoover-shaped Nate problem. 582 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:49,842 That doesn't sound good. 583 00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:51,594 -Guys. -Hate to cut it short, 584 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,472 but we could really use some backup out here. 585 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:57,058 Yeah, Nate's been kidnapped by Al Capone's men! 586 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,061 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 587 00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:02,772 We need to find a way to stop this with zero casualties. 588 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:05,191 What, with weed gummies and magic booze? 589 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:06,901 Yes! 590 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,069 -Yes? -Yes? 591 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:11,864 I ain't gonna ask you again. We want Hoover, not some nobody clown. 592 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:13,866 You're right. I am a nobody. 593 00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:17,578 But I'm the nobody who killed J. Edgar Hoover. 594 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:20,415 -Killed? -Yeah. 595 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:23,543 I'm supposed to bring in the head of the Bureau of Investigation, 596 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:24,711 instead I got Mr. Nobody. 597 00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:27,630 This is not the plan. 598 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,048 Yeah, tell me about it. 599 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,926 Ah, Snorky's gonna pop me, for sure. 600 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:32,969 Doesn't seem fair. 601 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,847 I mean, how could you know the guy you were supposed to kidnap 602 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:36,931 ended up getting killed? 603 00:33:37,014 --> 00:33:39,016 Some things are outside of your control. 604 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,269 I could just bump you off and mess your face up, 605 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,354 you look good, pass you off as Hoover's body. 606 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:46,858 You can do that. It may work, for a while, but… 607 00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:54,365 But you can't outrun a lie forever. 608 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:58,494 Eventually, you'll just end up hurting the people you care about. 609 00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:00,955 Sometimes it's easier just to face the music 610 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,291 and accept the fact that you made a mistake. 611 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:07,170 Hey, take a deep breath with me. Come on. 612 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,757 [inhales and exhales] 613 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:13,259 Now repeat after me. 614 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,637 I forgive myself. 615 00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:19,557 I forgive myself. 616 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:22,727 -There. Now don't you feel better? -No. 617 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:26,105 But that makes me feel better. 618 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,233 -You all right there, big guy? -Better now. 619 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,944 Hoover's death must have been quite the shock, 620 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:35,573 so we brought you a little something to soothe your grieving souls. 621 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,784 And there's plenty more where that came from. 622 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,869 Never ending, one could say. 623 00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:41,788 Holy smokes! 624 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:45,792 The Bullet Blondes! The big fella loves you gals. 625 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:52,757 I would like to formally apologize for how I treated you both. 626 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,885 And I would like to ask for a do-over. 627 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:57,470 -Already done. -My man. 628 00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,640 Your photographs don't do you justice. 629 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,564 It's a lot of company for the middle of nowhere. 630 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:31,170 Boys. 631 00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:32,755 Ladies. 632 00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:34,674 Another Hoover? 633 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,717 I thought you said you killed him. 634 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,512 I… I did. 635 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:47,937 Okay, two Waveriders and two Hoovers, that cannot be a coincidence. 636 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,648 Is it me, or does he look even more pissed off now? 637 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:52,775 We're kidnapping you. 638 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,402 And I'm arresting you. 639 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,612 In fact, you're all under arrest. 640 00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:58,406 Over our dead bodies! 641 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,992 Maybe we should just skedaddle right over here, yeah? 642 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,952 Everybody, take cover! 643 00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:04,537 [people screaming] 644 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:22,513 Get in there! Come on! Move it! Go! 645 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:24,223 We can't let Hoover die again. 646 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:28,019 I don't think we need to worry about that. 647 00:36:36,819 --> 00:36:37,862 [groans] 648 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:41,365 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, slow! 649 00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:43,659 Wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait-- 650 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:46,370 Look, guys, this is out of control. 651 00:36:46,495 --> 00:36:48,664 The timeline's at serious risk of changing. 652 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:49,624 Give me this. 653 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,261 Oh! 654 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:03,387 Come on. 655 00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:12,271 Oh, no. Did we kill him again? 656 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,153 There's no blood. 657 00:37:19,278 --> 00:37:21,197 Whoa. That dude is tough. 658 00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:22,698 [machinery beeping] 659 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:28,537 I don't even think he is a dude. I think he's a… 660 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,380 Robot! 661 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:38,547 Robot. 662 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,049 What are the chances? 663 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,760 Wait, so robots blew up the Waverider? 664 00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:48,182 J. Edgar Hoover, a robot. That explains a lot. 665 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:49,767 I ate a robot? 666 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:54,355 Sorry stomach and small intestine and small stomach and third-- 667 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:55,856 Gary, shush. Shush. 668 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,150 You did not eat a robot, you ate the real Hoover. 669 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,278 This, this must be his replacement. 670 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,488 [Sara] Guys, what… What is he doing? 671 00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,407 Rebooting himself? 672 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:08,661 [robot] Self-destruct sequence initiated. Twenty seconds. 673 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,663 Guys, I don't think that… Yeah. 674 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:13,916 We gotta go! Come on, let's go. Move it! 675 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,918 Boy, I hope Spooner and Astra are okay. 676 00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:18,754 They're probably having the chillest time at Gloria's right now. 677 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,383 -Come on, come on, come on. -Nine, eight, seven… 678 00:38:22,758 --> 00:38:25,303 Six, five, four… 679 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:29,307 Three, two, one, zero… 680 00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,151 Hey, Gideon. Hey. 681 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,112 I'm sorry. 682 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,406 I'm so used to the old you. 683 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,783 The one who always had all the answers. 684 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,620 I never thought you'd be the one needing help from us. 685 00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:55,624 Do you think we could try again? 686 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:04,258 I wish we could figure out a way to communicate with her. 687 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,926 I mean, she's obviously trying. 688 00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:10,598 Tranquila, mi amor. You'll find a way. 689 00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:12,308 You always did. 690 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:18,105 Esperanza, you didn't speak until you were six years old. 691 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,233 I don't remember that. 692 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:24,278 You communicated with me in other ways. 693 00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:27,490 We always understood each other, you and I, 694 00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:29,241 even if we weren't using words. 695 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:33,037 You would come over and hug me, 696 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:35,873 or hold my hand. 697 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,919 Your little touch, it made me feel heard. 698 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,297 It's your gift, Esperanza. 699 00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:48,844 Gracias, Mami. 700 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,488 I know this must be tough for you. 701 00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:10,366 I get it. 702 00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:12,827 I know it must be really hard 703 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,121 when no one understands what you're trying to tell them. 704 00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:17,748 And I hope you that you're not useless. 705 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:20,417 You're just… figuring it out. 706 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:27,716 -[sharp pinging sounding] -[Gideon] How did I even get here? 707 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,052 -Why can't they understand me? -I can hear her. 708 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:32,263 I can hear Gideon's thoughts. 709 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:34,014 -She's scared. -What's she saying? 710 00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:36,433 Hey, it's okay. Gideon, I'm right here. 711 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:39,895 Just breathe and focus. 712 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:45,985 Dr. Davies' machine in New York City, 713 00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:48,487 time travel experiment takes place November 7th, 1925. 714 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,656 She's saying Dr. Davies' time travel experiment 715 00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:54,326 will take place in New York City on November 7th, 1925. 716 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,245 That's two weeks from today. 717 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:57,580 Precisely, Captains. 718 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:01,542 She's back! 719 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,002 That's fantastic! 720 00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:04,295 The plan's gonna work. 721 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,839 Two weeks, maybe that explains why they're not back yet. 722 00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:10,801 But we have to get to Dr. Davies fast, or the Legends will die. 723 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,220 Or maybe that's why. 724 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:17,391 Pack up that ranch wear. 725 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:20,227 We've got some Legends to save. 726 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:26,650 [theme music playing]